Corrupt-A-Wish

[Richie]

Simple rules: Corrupt the wish of the person above you, then post your own wish for the next person to corrupt.

Ex.:

Person 1: I wish I had a piece of pie

Person 2: You do, but it's poisoned.

I wish for a pony.

I'll start:

I wish i could ban ASE from PB Support!!

[Danny]

He is all seeing so he knows you said that.

I wish I lived in a giant pie

[yugiohwiz]

That was about to be put in the oven.

I wish I has a girlfriend. xD

[Danny]

(aww bless)
But nobody is good enough

I wish My mate didnt put sherbert in my hair

[yugiohwiz]

But she does anyway.

I wish no one would post on this topic again.

[Danny]

But i just have

I wish jessy had not just signed into MSN

[yugiohwiz]

But he did anyway.

I wish I would just shut up.

[Danny]

but its illegal.

I wish shoes could fly

[yugiohwiz]

But it's deadly.

I wish I could go to the land down under.

[Danny]

but you cant fly (Unlike the shoes im inventing )

I wish I could go to the land up over

[yugiohwiz]

But you can't since your shoes broke.

I wish I could go to the land in the middle.

[Richie]

you do, but your trapped there forever

I wish i had a sexy GF!

[yugiohwiz]

But she ran away.

I wish SOE would make IYB better.

[pushem]

But they wont

I wish i had 1,000,000,000 $$$

[[[[Phantom]]]]

Wish granted... however, it's all counterfeit and you get arrested while spending it.

I wish for a genuine Hattori Hanzo sword.